This spiffy Dad Hat is guaranteed to make you look like an All-American. Think Captain America meets your Dad and gives him a new hat that's cool enough for anyone to wear, whether you're on the field or in the stands with an adult beverage. It's got a sleek low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill (we think chino or cotton or twill would do the job, but we'll take all three).
 
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile (sounds sloppy but it's not).
 
• 3 ⅛” crown (this was the sequel to The Crown that never got released on Netflix).
 
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (we think claiming that the buckle is antique might be consumer fraud but it makes it sound more legit). 
 
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝” (if you're noggin is bigger than this then you probably shouldn't be walking around).